the rules.
Rule No. 38: There comes a time in any man's life when airborne livestock is no longer funny.
Rule No. 442: Only acceptable pick-up line: "Hi, my name is [insert your name], What's yours?"
Rule No. 488: A man over the age of 30 should not use the word "Dawg" except to refer to a creature with four legs and a leash around its neck.
Rule No. 448: If you ask about her previous boyfriend and she gets a small, wistful smile on her face, change the subject.
Posted by Tim at April 14, 2004 10:29 PM