March 21, 2004

every man's guide

the rules.

Rule No. 129: There is so much a mustache says about a man.

Rule No. 130: And none of it is good.

Rule No. 393: Anyone who defends their opinion with, "Well, it's my opinion, and I'm entitled to it," should be taken out and shot.

Rule No. 431: The weirder the cell phone ring, the more annoying the person.

Posted by Tim at March 21, 2004 09:35 PM