the rules.
Rule No. 435: There is no upside to karaoke.
Rule No. 321: On forms where it says "sex" and you write "yes!" they have the right to crumple up your document and fire rubber bullets at your groin.
Rule No. 393: A man wearing a brightly colored fanny pack is 7/8th of a man.
Rule No. 431: Never let a motion picture from a trans-global media conglomerate that's been test-marketed and had several scenes re-shot to hone its appeal for a key target demographics touch your very soul.
Posted by Tim at February 28, 2004 08:35 AM