the rules.
Rule No. 70: It's possible to actually become dumber by watching TV news-magazines.
Rule No. 62: No matter how greasy the pizza is, you can't blot it out with a paper towel and expect to be taken seriously.
Rule No. 111: The stupider the man, the slower he walks.
Rule No. 125: When it comes to personalized stationery, men don't have it.
Posted by Tim at February 11, 2004 04:14 PM