December 09, 2003

the rules

A friend sent me this wonderful little book that every man must read. Yes, must.

Rule No. 104: The road to hell is not paved with good intentions. The road to hell is paved with light-jazz cd's, herbal teas, John Tesh specials and low-fat cheese.

Rule No 96: The dumber the man, the louder he talks.

Rule No. 157: No straws.

Rule No. 33: When it comes to luggage, men don't pull.

More later.

Posted by Tim at December 9, 2003 11:36 PM